Robertson Warns of His Noodly Appendage

Pat Robertson has warned those who recently voted out eight members of Dover, Pennsylvania's board of education that the wrath of the "intelligent designer" may be coming.

Although Pat and I may disagree on the makeup of the "intelligent designer", I wholeheartedly agree with him that Dover may soon feel a lash or two of His noodly appendage. Surely it should be of no surprise to anyone if meat-eoric-sized meatballs come raining down like hellfire upon the city that has rejected Him.

Those who dare to deny Him have been warned.

Ramen.